answer to a riddle from
Instant Pogo
by
Walt Kelly

Churchy:
This guy with two legs got a three-legged girl friend... an’ he’s sittin’ on her lap... Her brother who got one leg... is sittin’ on his lap... Along comes the father... He got four legs... He grab up the one-legged li’l’ boy and rush him off to bed... The young man get up an’ throw his three-legged girl friend after the four-legged father...

Beauregard:No! No! Two legs is a man settin’ on a three-legged stool, eatin’ a leg of mutton... a dog comes by an’ steals the mutton... The man gets up an’ he throws the stool at the dog...

Churchy:
What!? How ridiculous can you get?